Health jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
What was I saying again?
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.