Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Baal jharne ke upay?
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
