This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
