What do penguins đ§ wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
The thing abt 9/11 and the jokes abt it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet đ Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a đ„ Br:what happened Sr:your đspit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
Your head so big you can wash a big tv on it
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142 floor during 9/11? The 143 floor.
The only thing running in THIS familyâs your big ass mouth! Oh, Iâd better shut up or Big Berthaâs gonna confuse my head for a burger!
CIA: Where's your head at? JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Hey letâs go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call Panera bread when itâs on top of someone?
Panera head
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
