Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
*What has a tail a head but body? * A *Coin
Pooo heads
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
We gotta work ahead, people!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
