Head jokes
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.