Head jokes
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Memes
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Poo heads."
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.