Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Poo heads."
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
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Head and Shoulders!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
We gotta work ahead, people!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
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