Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
