Head jokes
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.