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Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
Man 1:knock knock Man 2 hous there Man 1 ice Man 2 ice how Man 1 ice crushed your head
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo
HEAD AND SOLDIERS !!!!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head
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What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
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Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
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