What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head
A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Yo head built like 2 parentheses
Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke
the tortou s was swiming through the lake his head got stuck in plastick he said oh dam
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
Pooo heads
Man 1:knock knock Man 2 hous there Man 1 ice Man 2 ice how Man 1 ice crushed your head
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your your favorite.
Nune fave Foch heads
*What has a tail a head but body? * A *Coin
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
