So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
You don't have a forehead you have a five head.
You don't have dreams you have movies.
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
