Head Jokes

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

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What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?

mummy

What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?

Their Ankles

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head

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Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven

A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........

Gambler

A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head

Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"