A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
your head was mistaken for a chicken wing
i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
Your head look like a joke
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
