Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
your hair line go so back your forehead got a six pack
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.But don't worry I think she was just jokinfkuy angvhkjah gkahnvulaunhuaivnhaviuhgfahnvulpu82y5
What first went through sally’s head when the Nazis came? A bullet
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a spac head? Byron Davey
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
