Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Rueben glover is a Steven Hawkin spastic
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
