Hawkins jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.