Hawkins jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."