Hawkins

Hawkins jokes

Road

  • Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

    Because he rolled over to the other side!

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    Rhyme

  • The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

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    Lift

  • Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

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    Death

  • Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

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    Death

  • Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

    There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!