Hawkins

Hawkins jokes

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

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  • I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

    All I got was "error 404 page not found."

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  • The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

    When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

    He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

    Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

    Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

    Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

    Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

    There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!