Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Steven Hawkins couldn't take the stairway to Heaven he had to take the lift
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Who is Stephen Hawking?
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
