Hawkins jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.