Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
What happens when Stephen Hawkins dies Windows players the shutdown music
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner? Head and shoulders
