Hawkins jokes
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.