How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What was steven hawkins favourite drink
His dribble
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn't available.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Steven hawkins
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why did Stephen Hawkins die?
He lost WiFi connection
