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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.