How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
