My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
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Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster
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What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
what type of tea is hard to swallow?
reality.
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night
nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
