Harding

Harding jokes

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Test

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Man

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.

Chick

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Memes

Emoji

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Nut

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Core

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Gay Guy

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Sex

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Viagra

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

DJ

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

Trophy

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Parent

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.