Harding jokes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Memes
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
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Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.