Hang jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.