Hang jokes
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*