Hang jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.