Hang jokes
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*