Hang jokes
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.