Hang

Hang jokes

Stereotype

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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  • Shooter

    When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

    Halloween

    I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

    but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

    Emo

    An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

    Song

    What is an emo kid's favorite song?

    "Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

    Rope

    Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

    Me: Maybe I can hang later...

    Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

    Emo

    You wanna hear a joke?

    Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

    How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

    Fruit

    Fruit is like ex-wives.

    They both look really good hanging from a tree.

    Friend

    A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

    The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

    Mama

    Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

    Kid

    I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.