Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and s watermelon
One's fun to hang t wig a sledge hammer the other is just a watermelon
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why do emo people hang each other because their to Hengruy
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
