Hang jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*