I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
