Hang jokes

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?

Hang in there!

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.