Hang jokes
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.