Hang Jokes

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!