Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
