Hang jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."