Hang jokes

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

Teacher: "What's your name?"

Student: "Hang on a second."

10 seconds later:

Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

20 seconds later:

Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

Student: "Just listen to me!"

Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.