Hang jokes

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.