Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.
your mom so small that she hang glided on a dorito
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
hi im depraashinhi im rope me can i hang with you guys
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
A bicurious man goes to a gar bar A gay man offers him a drink The bi man explains he doesnt know if hes gay or not Thats fine he says lets just have a drink The gay man asks him for a dance and he explains again he isnt sure if hes gay or not. Eventually the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends. They get to his house and the gay man says, do you fancy having sex? He isnt sure so the gay man explains ill push in slow and at any point you want to stop make animal sounds and if you like it starr singing.so they get to it and the gay man pushs in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR
Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.
Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
whats your fav colur "emo kid hanging
who left him hanging
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
How to be a hero. 1. Tie a noose in your front yard. 2. Find and capture a furry. 3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. It’s easy as 1-2-3!
