Hang jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Memes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.