Hang jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)