Hang jokes
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.