Hairline jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
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You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?