Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.