Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Hairline.
You smell!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.