I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
talk to me if ur online.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
