Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
vgvgvgh.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?