Hairline jokes

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Talk to me if you're online.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.