Hairline

Hairline jokes

World

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Man

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Grandpa

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

KFC

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Friend

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Length

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Logo

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Bandana

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.