Hairline jokes

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

I think your hairline is too stupid.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Talk to me if you're online.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!