Hairline jokes
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so old, itβs more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Talk to me if you're online.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Whatβs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!