Gran

Gran jokes

Wish

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Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Hairline

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Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Slavery

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.