Gran jokes
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
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Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Well.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
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What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
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It's not rape if you're both crying.