Gran jokes
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Well.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Humanity.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.