
Gran jokes
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Well.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Humanity.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
