Hairline jokes
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!