Hairline jokes

You smell!

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.