Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
