Hairline jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?