Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭