Hairline

Hairline jokes

People

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

FAR

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Slap

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Dad

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Country

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Forehead

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.