Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
You're gay.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.