Hairline

Hairline Jokes

Teacher

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Song

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Path

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Ruler

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Earth

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Faith

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Girl

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Table

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Forehead

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Donald Trump

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Girl

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."