Hairline jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.