Hairline jokes
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.