Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
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Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.