Hairline

Hairline jokes

Way

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Dad

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

People

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

FAR

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Path

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Slap

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.