Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
