Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Hairline Jokes
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
