Hairline

Hairline jokes

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.