Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!