Your hairline is so big it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
