Hairline jokes
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?