Hairline jokes
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!