Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I'm bald.
