Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Man, that's funny!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!