Martin Luther King Jr. jokes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."