Martin Luther King Jr. jokes
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Memes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.