Hairline jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.