Hairline jokes
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your hairline.
Your hairline!
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your
Borthwick's hairline.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
You're gay.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.