Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your hairline.
Your hairline!
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.