Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Tyler hairline is so bad
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
