Niagara Falls jokes

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Fall

Nessie is dying.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

That dam looks damn cool!

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"