Hairline jokes

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

You smell!

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Coooper

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Bob the builder.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!