Hairline jokes
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
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It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!