Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Coooper
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Bob the builder.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
hairline ook like it got slaped up by will smith
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
