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Hairline Jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
