Hairline jokes
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.