Hair jokes

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

They are hairy.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.