Hair jokes
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
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Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!