"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Hair Jokes
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Hair (DYM 81).
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
