Hair jokes
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots