Hair jokes
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Memes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Hair (DYM 81).
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots