Hair

Hair jokes

Shampoo

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Fart

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

Bro

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Nut

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

Mom

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Mama

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Team

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.