so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
YourDad is your mom
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Bal jharne k upay
Me:imagine not having hair
Kids: on chemo
Bitch the fuck
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
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How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
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whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.
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Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
