hair (DYM 81)
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
My hair is blue and I'm blue!
Your hairs line is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue
god: why is the teenager so short angle: I don't know God: I said strong as a bear angle: no you said ass hair god: no I didn't
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?" everyone was confused. Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or i'll kill you!" he kills them all bc they all have green hair.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive
Yo hair line is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... she had cancer.... ;)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
