Hair jokes
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
Memes
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Hair (DYM 81).
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.