Donkey Kong jokes
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
There has to be a connection
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Mario (DYM 150).
Super Mario.
