Donkey Kong jokes
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
There has to be a connection
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
