Donkey Kong jokes
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
There has to be a connection
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
