Hair jokes
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.