I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
A little girl walks into the bathroom see her mom naked taking a shower and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get breasts ..mom say oh when your 12 or 13 ..little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get hair down there ..mom say oh about the same time you get breasts..then the little girl walks in see her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks daddy daddy when am I gunna get one of those ..dad says soon as your mom leaves for work
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out
What constellation has no hair at all? Cancer.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
what do you call a panera bread with hair panera hair
yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth
Bro you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
deez nutz are a hair line
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
hair (DYM 81)
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
My hair is blue and I'm blue!
