Hair jokes

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?

Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.

A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”

He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.

EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

WebMD: Cancer.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders. 😊

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

pp hi

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?