HA jokes

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

A: Because every play has a cast.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

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How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.