HA jokes
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Memes
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.