HA jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Memes
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.