What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
HA Jokes
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
