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when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast.
y do we tell actors to break a leg... because every show has a cast. get it LOL
Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.
Karien: Will I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Will just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day...24 hours mom!
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How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
