HA jokes
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, βHey kid, want some extra-see?β
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Memes
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish π£.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
His new music video has been leaked. Itβs called βLiving in a Tree.β
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-