HA jokes
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish π£.
Memes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Cardi B has very long nails.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
His new music video has been leaked. Itβs called βLiving in a Tree.β
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.