HA jokes
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Memes
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!