What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid One has Functioning neck
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
What do you give a pig when it has a rash 🐷
Oinkment 🐽
Why was Santa happy
Cos he has ho's
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
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What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
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