HA jokes
What month has 28 days?
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Memes
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!