HA Jokes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

One has a functioning neck.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button!

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!