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HA jokes

Blue

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Memes

Movie

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Friend

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Song

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Popcorn

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Day

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Day

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Cucumber

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

Kid

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

One has a functioning neck.

Sleepover

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Mama

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.