HA jokes
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Memes
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What month has 28 days?
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.