HA jokes
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Memes
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.