HA jokes

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

What month has 28 days?

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.