HA jokes

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.