HA jokes
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Memes
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"