HA jokes
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Memes
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.