My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
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imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
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a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
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There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
