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My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol

Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character

Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable

Roast

You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,

Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!

you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..

Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

Donald trump has been banned from panera

Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!

Africa has every type of gun but one ...

Awater gun

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

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imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

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a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed