HA jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Memes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What month has 28 days?
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.