I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A. Because it has a silent pee
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
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guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
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Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
