Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
HA Jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What month has 28 days?
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
