HA jokes

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

What month has 28 days?

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.