Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."