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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
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I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
On the plus side Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with Alcohol
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him. thats it for now
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
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me: "the villain has a point you know"
everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Whats the difference between the leaning tower of piza and the twin towers The leaning tower of piza has better reflexes
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol
