HA jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."