Online request for personal info

Listen up, you snowflake! This joke is so bad it's good, like your participation trophies. Lucy wants everyone to post their names and ages online, but not their address because of "creepers." Get it? She's basically inviting weirdos to come out of the woodwork. It's cringe, it's sad, and it's exactly what I'd expect from someone who still uses emojis after every sentence.