Guy jokes
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Hey guys, it's an alien!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Memes
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.