Guy jokes

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A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

How do gay guys finish prayer?

“GAYMEN!”

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.