When your sitting by the mush rooms and u here one say to the other ey your a fun guy....(._.)
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys