A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
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What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
