"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
I gun give money.
Slay.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Poop fell off the earth.
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
